Episode 16 - Warmly, Morgan

On this episode of the definitely still a “comedy” podcast Bitter Coffey, Kelly hatches a plan to start a band with Darek’s Mom, reads a letter from friend of the show Morgan, and our hosts offer some very dubious relationship advice. We also discover that one poor listener has been suffering through the podcast (more than most) at 1.5 speed, which leads us into the dark and disturbing world of “drunk speed”. Darek also goes off on a rant about gendered baby clothing, and Kelly is chased by a literal beaver.

Episode 15 - A Bunch of Singletons (with Mo Citro)

Mo Citro somehow finds the mental strength to return for another episode of Bitter Coffey! Following a delightful pretzel chicken dinner, our hosts discuss the lie that is instant cake mix and discover that celery water rids your body of more than just toxins. Kelly shares the greatest personal ad in history, discusses her distaste for incorrect pluralization, there’s some delightful effects experimentation and there’s conversation about more terrible job experiences. We mourn the loss of the Northern Vermont institution Pizza Putt and discuss the Aunt Becky college admissions controversy. We also want to hear about the everyday items that make you feel like a rich person.

Episode 14 - The Margo Episode (with Mo Citro)

Darek and Kelly are joined by Mo Citro for a wide ranging episode full of figurative and literal key changes. Mo and Kelly share the origin (and near demise) of their friendship, we discover that Kelly is more like her weird Aunt than she would like and that the Vermont high-school bowling scene is booming. Finally, we’re treated to a harrowing tale of garden buddha abduction.