Mo Citro somehow finds the mental strength to return for another episode of Bitter Coffey! Following a delightful pretzel chicken dinner, our hosts discuss the lie that is instant cake mix and discover that celery water rids your body of more than just toxins. Kelly shares the greatest personal ad in history, discusses her distaste for incorrect pluralization, there’s some delightful effects experimentation and there’s conversation about more terrible job experiences. We mourn the loss of the Northern Vermont institution Pizza Putt and discuss the Aunt Becky college admissions controversy. We also want to hear about the everyday items that make you feel like a rich person.